Yikes

Well that was quick. I started this thing and a couple of days later, I stopped doing it. I'm pretty damn embarrassed. Although I haven't done things that fit either of my two criteria everday, I have kept myself busy over the last two weeks. Actually, its kinda been eventful. I'll try and keep all my fans out there updated, so here goes. So for Labor Day weekend, I went back home to the Bay. Normally I wouldn't be very excited to go home, but my sister and my brand new niece Anelalani had gone back to the Bay for a couple of months from Hawaii while my brother in law is away (He is in the Navy and is currently stationed in Iraq).

So apart from seeing my niece, who is bar none the cutest kid on the whole planet, the highlight (if you can call it that) was going up to Chico to party. Now for all of you out there who don't know what Chico is, it is the home of the biggest party school in California. To keep things brief, the whole experience was sorta underwhelming. I have been up there before and it has always been a blast, but we made a big mistake by going up there on a Sunday. We assumed that since it was a three day weekend that everyone and their mom would be out. Boy were we sorely mistaken. The streets were practically empty.

After coming back from Chico, I began to ponder if I might be getting too old for the so called "college life." I have a job, bills, salary, and I've been out of school for almost four years now. Maybe it's time I learned how to go to a bar and not drink until I black out. Maybe it's time that I stop trying to hit on drunk 18 somethings so I can get them in the sack and start looking for a girl I could have a relationship with. Most importantly, maybe I should cut back on making crude jokes involving any of the following: homosexuality, mothers, penis sizes.